I don't want to get in trouble, but it is very quickly turning into that:

You need a permit for this, that and the other thing, they're cutting paychecks from people who really earn them (police, firemen) and most politicians are, in one way or another, only in office to get money for themselves.

Where's a bacon-skinned Titan Tank when you need one? ... ... ... Darn, it didn't work :/ oh well ^_^

You get the point thought.